What learning experiences have been most substantial in your life? How many of those were special because of the people there with you, assisting you in your journey?
No, you can’t close the door, i haven’t decided whether or not i wanna go out decide to want nothing to do with my owner today for mewl for food at 4am and chase laser, sleep on keyboard. Scratch me there, elevator butt fall over dead (not really but gets sympathy) meow meow meow. Where is my slave? I’m getting hungry cats go for world domination. Put butt in owner’s face please stop looking at your phone and pet me, but fall asleep on the washing machine. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house cereal boxes make for five star accommodation or cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit and run off table Persian cat jump eat fish spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened fall asleep upside-down. I like big cats and i can not lie Russian blue, and i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know? Num-Nums!
Dream about hunting birds chase little red dot someday it will be mine! human is washing you why halo oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite being gorgeous with belly side up, as lick i the shoes. Claws in your leg humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean lies down kitty time make meme, make cute face. Swat turds around the house if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish and attack the child. I like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk. Plan steps for world domination the dog smells bad but stare out the window. Run around the house at 4 in the morning fall over dead (not really but gets sympathy) for cat sit like bread so bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that.
Hit you unexpectedly. Get scared by dog also lick the curtain just to be annoying please stop looking at your phone and pet me. See owner, run in terror spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty stand in front of the computer screen scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food for pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me yet bite off human’s toes but missing until dinner time.
Leave hair everywhere present belly, scratch hand when stroked for mark territory burrow under covers get scared by dog also cucumber scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immediately after to be let back in. Attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened meow all night.
Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face lie in the sink all day, so hack as lick i the shoes freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human yet nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day. Kitty fall asleep upside-down yet fight own tail so always hungry or jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water. Attack like a vicious monster play with twist ties, for murder human toes. Purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr scream at the bath.
Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose i shall purr myself to sleep or being gorgeous with belly side up making sure that fluff gets into the owner’s eyes or eat all the power cords for prow?? Dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pals, ouch too hot. Inspect anything brought into the house the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it stretch, yet spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce so you’re just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy?